Things you only see on a NYC subway

• a supermodel-looking woman picking her nose
• four smelly black man singing barbershop quartet-style
• a group of teenagers wearing baseball caps backwards and droopy jeans speaking loudly to each other using a gansta form of american sign language (they were really deaf)
• Dr. Zizmor
• an old woman reading the bible sitting beside an old man reading the koran
• a midget listening to his ipod mini