Of course, I'm just going from one corporate chump job to another but at least I'm doing it of my own free will. These a-holes were the first to hire me into this white slavery, and for that I thank them, but it's time I moved on from the lowest rung.
For posterity's sake, I am reprinting my resignation letter here. Ps. None of the names were changed to protect anyone. These are actually the fuckheads I work for.
Bob Jingle
*** Bedford Ave.
Brooklyn, NY 11211
Charles Fuckstick
The Bear and the Bull
Internal Audit Department
*** Park Ave
New York, NY 10022
December 19th, 2006
To Mr. Charles Fuckstick:
Friday, December 29th, will be my last day of employment with the company.
I want to thank you for the opportunity to work with such a magnificent organization of enlightened, supportive, and creative individuals. It is sad to leave, but you are all flaming ass-mongerers. Fuck you, I'm out.
Sincerely,
Bob Jingle
Administrative Assistant
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7 comments:
I once met a Muslim genius named Bilal Jewtard, but he went by Bill, not Bob.
Good for you! If I were you, I would find ways to make the next two weeks miserable for your co-workers. But then again, I'm a evil vindictive bitch. Down with 'corporate-America'!
Well done. If there's one thing you've learned from your acting work, it's how to make an exit.
Well done. If there's one thing you've learned from your acting work, it's how to make an exit.
Well done. If there's one thing you've learned from your acting work, it's how to make an exit.
Well done. If there's one thing you've learned from your acting work, it's how to make an exit.
Well, there's one thing you've learned, Anonymous, and that's how to press the submit button too many times, lol. Thanks for commenting everyone, I'm at my new job right now and I'll let you know how it's going in a few.
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