More SHOWS!

[Cue the dramatic music from the LOTR soundtrack, you know when the orcs are running through the forest... I'm a dork...{sigh}...]

As part of my domination plan, I've booked two more smaller shows in February. If my calculations are correct, taking into account the trajectory of Prince's nether regions and the curvature of Paula Dean's buttocks, a triangulation (or quadrulation really) of standup performances in the month of February will insure immediate commercial success. The comedy world is mine!

Underground Lounge, Friday, 2.9.06, 9pm
955 West End Avenue and 107th st.

This is for all you uptowners out there. I'm doing a set this Friday at everyone's favorite 15' x 9' room. There will be Columbia students and hot waitresses in attendance.

The World Famous (that's what they call it in their emails) Comedy Cellar, Thursday, 2.22.06, 6:45pm
117 Macdougal St, bet West 3rd and Minetta Lane

For those of you who prefer earlier weekday shows, here's an easy way to check out the Comedy Cellar. Seinfeld made this place popular in his doc and there are plenty of pictures to prove that he was actually there. Show's over by 9 so you can still go to work in the morning, with a little mo' pep in yo' step.