I lost.
But I won. Get it?
Rain Delay and I decided that the scale measuring our percentage of body fat was a load of mung-flavored bunk. This was proven after Mr. Delay downed a small trough filled with beer and then weighed LESS than before he drank said libations. I think it read that he was at 15% body fat instead of the 22-21% he was hovering at at the time.
The two of us went with plan B, which was just a straight ten percent loss of weight. Of course, at the time of last weigh-in, Rain Delay was well under that goal while I was still a few pounds short. Or heavy. Whatever. The final counting:
7.12.07 | Greg | Rain Delay |
Weight in lbs. | 195.4 | 225 |
% of Body Fat | 21.5% | 26.5% |
10.4.07 | Greg | Rain Delay |
Weight in lbs. | 177 | 201.6 |
% of Body Fat (Bullshit) | 17.5 | 21.5 |
10% lost goal | 175.86 | 202.5 |
Pounds lost | 18.4 | 23.4 |
Percent lost | 9.2 | 10.4 |
I lost. And I lost a shitload of weight. So I guess I kind of won too. I'm thinner now then I have been since high school. That's a crazy idea to wrap my brain around. Pants are falling off me and I love it. We've accomplished more in 4 months than (incoming hyperbole!) most men do in their lifetimes.
Just to throw the point out there, I was actually up to 203 lbs just this February. In 8 months then, I have lost 26 lbs or 13.3% of my weight. But I'm not bitter. I am nothing if not a good loser. See what I did there?
I bought Mr. Delay his Wii and I'm glad for it.
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