Monday, January 10, 2005

Belated New Year's Resolutions

Here are my Resolutions for 2005:



Continue to post with amazing regularity on Zuul.

Have more sex.

Smoke more cigarettes.

Use public transportation.

Write my fantasy novel.

Play more video games.

Love my wife/life.

Drink a beer a day.

Masterbate 3 times/day.

Exercise.



That should keep me busy for at least a week.

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