Bad Luck Streak

We all have the shit hit the fan sometimes, but I think I've had a pretty awful lot recently. Here's a bulleted list, in no particular order, of the crap that's happened to me in the last few weeks.

• My Honda got hit while parked
• Got speeding ticket while looking for new car
• Bought a used car which so far doesn't have working heat (or a front grille, don't know how I missed that)
• Missed playing in my basketball game last night because I was dealing with car crap
• Had sore throat for the last week
• Spent hours writing for this website only to figure out today that I will never get paid for any of it
• Pissed off the guy running said website by apparently snarky emails which I thought were clear and mature
• My new camera broke while I was in Russia
• My filet mignon from said russian restuarant looked/tasted more like Fried Ratnon
• Mephistopholes will never trust me to purchase cars again

I thought it would be a much longer list actually. Maybe my life's not as bad as I make it out to be. Yeah, right. And maybe I'm a Chinese Jet Pilot.